Phil is still my best friend

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  • White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
  • White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.
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lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji, via kittyxuchiha11)

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metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

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superlockedinthephandom:

castielandmoriarty:

Bitchface #936

so much sass its amazing

happily-asleep:

5sos are getting so famous, I feel like my chance to meet them is melting like snow under the sun

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moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

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skippurc0re:

communism jokes are best when shared with everyone

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phanmakesmehowell:

My mum was on Buzzfeed and I hear her yell “Elizabeth it’s that emo you like!”